A Merry Heart Does Good Like a Medicine!
The gender-specific Train Robbery.
Three men went to the train ticket-line to go fishing. They lined up behind three attractive young women. When the women got to the window only one of them bought a ticket. One of the guys noticed this and asked one of them, "How can you three travel with only one ticket?" She said, "Watch us and learn."
As the train pulled out of the station, one of the women got up and went into the ladies room. In two minutes another of them did the same. Two minutes after that, the third one joined them. Now all three women were squeezed into a room intended to accommodate one.
In five minutes the ticket taker came and knocked on the ladies room door. "Ticket, please," he called. The door opened just a crack and a slender hand appeared holding one ticket.
"Thank you," said the ticket taker and he walked on collecting tickets. Soon the three ladies emerged and sat down.
After a day of fishing the three men headed home. By chance, the same three women arrived at the station. This time none of them bought a ticket! One of the guys asked one of the women, "Are you going to ride the train with no ticket at all? How can you do that?"
The woman curtly replied, "Watch and see."
The men of course bought only one ticket.
As the train pulled out of the station, the men took up their positions inside the tiny men's room, and the ladies took their positions inside the tiny ladies room. Soon one of the women emerged from the ladies room. She walked over to the men's room, and in as low a pitch as she could attain, she knocked on the door and called, "Ticket, please." [The End.]